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The Custom Vampire Straw is unique in its design, fabrication and function.
Machined one at the time in the USA out of grade 9 titanium, the Vampire straw is truly a custom made item.
The Vampire straw’s dimensions make it the most comfortable straw to use; it’s length and wide gauge allows the user to drink effortlessly any thick shake or smoothie. The Vampire straw is also long enough to drink from any long beverage can.
Designed for self defense, the Vampire straw is super tough and long enough to be used like a dagger; it’s chiseled tip is sharp enough to puncture most synthetic materials.
The Vampire straw is also a very effective tire deflator, and can be carried in a cup, in public without attracting attention. From a cup, the Vampire straw is very easy to deploy in reverse grip, and put into action almost instantly.
This is one weapon you will actually use every day.
Each straw is made in the USA.
In 100000 years, when every trace of humanity will have disappeared, the Vampire straw will remain, unaffected by corrosion, as a testament of the ingenuity human beings possessed to invent contraptions to hurt each other.
Satin bead blast finish and Leopard Shark.
Length: 10”
diameter: 5/16”
100% designed and made in the USA.
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